“ I got my dad a great father's Day present. He called to say: 'Ach. Zis present is so good I now think it vas almost vorth having children. Johann Hari
“ It's the giving that makes one stronger, but sometimes the taking can make one weaker, if even vulnerable or blinding. Anthony Liccione
“ Electricity should not be banned, it just needs much better government regulation and understanding by the medical profession of the full range of toxicity that it presents to the human. Steven Magee
“ When I was 12, all I wanted for Christmas was a trampoline or a four-wheeler. I ended up getting both presents for Christmas. Chris Brown
“ Professor Dumbledore. Can I ask you something? Obviously, you've just done so, Dumbledore smiled. You may ask me one more thing, however. What do you see when you look in the mirror? I? I see myself h… J.K. Rowling
“ Christmas used to be a good "idea" 'til somebody came up with the concept of giving wrapped up presents to each other... :-) oliver mally
“ Silver nitrate and water in a super soaker, he told her. My own invention. Ought to be good at twenty feet, kind of like wasp spray.Oh. You get me the nicest things.Anybody can get jewelry. Posers Rachel Caine
“ A broke man’s lover doesn’t feel ‘loved’ on her Birthday, Christmas, and, on Valentine’s Day. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“ Christmas has a deeper significance to followers of Jesus. It’s not all about the gifts underneath Christmas trees or the elaborate meals served in extravagantly decorated homes. Christmas is the seas… Katherine J Walden
“ I’d like to have the chance to decide what my life will be like, I think that’s the best present anyone can get. The chance to decide what your life will be like. Grégoire Delacourt
“ When confronted with a birthday in a week I will remember that a book can be a really good present, too. Stephanie Pearl-McPhee
“ You have no idea about presents or what they mean. The lastpresent you gave me was a stick.”“You wanted a weapon.”“It was a stick.”“It had a bow on it.”“It was a stick.”“I thought you liked the stick.… Derek Landy
“ In the days approaching Christmas, she always reminds me of the previous year: 'Jane crocheted you an entire poncho, and all you gave her was a bone-shaped beach stone. Sara Baume
