“ I got my dad a great father's Day present. He called to say: 'Ach. Zis present is so good I now think it vas almost vorth having children. Johann Hari
“ The US head of state grew up on food stamps. The British head of state grew up on the postage stamps. Johann Hari
“ I'm so patriotic, I think every British kid should have a chance to grow up to be our head of state. Johann Hari
