One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.
Passing their toilet training is the very last thing that some adults did that has made their parents proud of them.
If you live long enough & have changed enough diapers like I have raising 6 whole grown adult children one-at-a-time; you ought to be able to call out bullshit blindly, in about a million different wa...