Top Mothers Quotes

Father reading report card: One thing in your favor - with these grades you couldn't possibly be cheating.

Journeyman stared at Grimm as though Grimm had just suggested that the engineer should prostitute his mother to pirates.

Grandchildren don't make a man feel old it's the knowledge that he's married to a grandmother.

I hope I look as good as my mother does when I reach the age she says she isn't.

When Jordan was a baby he sat on top of me much as a fly rests on a hill of dung. And I nourished him as a hill of dung nourishes a fly, and when he had eaten his fill he left me.Jordan...I should hav...

Inhale courage, exhale fear.

The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.

Outside in the sun the Holy Mother stood on her pedestal in the garden, sorry but unsympathetic. The usual position of mothers.

She was her own Enigma Code and me and my dad were not Bletchley Park.

Tereza's mother never stopped reminding her that being a mother meant sacrificing everything. Her words had the ring of truth, backed as they were by the experience of a woman who had lost everything...

Sometimes am so worried,i complain to God that He's not been listening to my prayers,and then my son comes and says,"hey dad,why are you not mom?"ilook at him and say,God.you've already answered my pr...

Pets are almost always fatal, to oneself or to them. It is the curse of possession or motherhood. Mothers ruin their children, choke them like ivy. Dog-lovers steal the souls of their dogs and lose so...

Men are what their mothers made them.

What do girls do who haven't any mothers to help them through their troubles?

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

And I can't die easy thinking maybe the menfolks white or black is making a spit cup out of you. Have some sympathy for me. Put me down easy, Janie, I'm a cracked plate.

Before becoming a mother I had a hundred theories on how to bring up children. Now I have seven children and only one theory: love them, especially when they least deserve to be loved.

How much I love my mom cannot be measured in words, it's just too much and too hard to describe.

Every small boy wonders why his father didn't go into the ice cream business.

It is a wise child that knows its own father and an unusual one that unreservedly approves of him.