Father reading report card: One thing in your favor - with these grades you couldn't possibly be cheating.
Through the blur, I wondered if I was alone or if other parents felt the same way I did - that everything involving our children was painful in some way. The emotions, whether they were joy, sorrow, l...
Mothers are the necessity of invention.
You come from your mauma, you sleep in the bed with her till you're near twenty years grown, and you still don't know what haunches in the dark corners of her.
Outside in the sun the Holy Mother stood on her pedestal in the garden, sorry but unsympathetic. The usual position of mothers.
Journeyman stared at Grimm as though Grimm had just suggested that the engineer should prostitute his mother to pirates.
People who lost their mother should be careful about committing crime, because probably no one else is praying to save you.
Sometimes am so worried,i complain to God that He's not been listening to my prayers,and then my son comes and says,"hey dad,why are you not mom?"ilook at him and say,God.you've already answered my pr...
How much I love my mom cannot be measured in words, it's just too much and too hard to describe.
Yes it's true, you wake the child inside of you up because you're a Mom!
Tereza's mother never stopped reminding her that being a mother meant sacrificing everything. Her words had the ring of truth, backed as they were by the experience of a woman who had lost everything...
What their scorned, over-fucked mothers never teach them is this: men can be hurt, too.
Men are what their mothers made them.
It is a wise child that knows its own father and an unusual one that unreservedly approves of him.
Before becoming a mother I had a hundred theories on how to bring up children. Now I have seven children and only one theory: love them, especially when they least deserve to be loved.
SHE holds the hand to help you in your First Step,She is your First Teacher,SHE holds your hand when You Fall Down,SHE is the one who guides you in Life,SHE hides you from all Trouble,SHE is sometime...
The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.
She was her own Enigma Code and me and my dad were not Bletchley Park.
There's an old joke about a mother watching a column of soldiers pass by. Her son is in the ranks. All those men out of step, she says, except our Fred.
Pets are almost always fatal, to oneself or to them. It is the curse of possession or motherhood. Mothers ruin their children, choke them like ivy. Dog-lovers steal the souls of their dogs and lose so...