Bathroom, maybe? Which is where I need to go.Ooh, me, too, Eve said. The boys rolled their eyes, like they'd planned it. What? It's what girls do. Get over it.
I'm worried he's going to ... do something crazy. He lives in a hole in the ground, dresses funny, and occasionally eats his assistants, Eve said. Define crazy.
Who are you calling? (claire)Pizza hut (shane)Loser (claire)
Look, I hate good-byes, too. But sometimes, we need them just to survive.
Myrnin turned away to pick up his Ben Franklin spectacles, balanced them on his nose, and looked over them to say, Don't do drugs. I feel I ought to say that.
Oh, come on, just this once, Eve said. Protects your neck. As in your arteries and veins?That's kind of crucial, right?Thanks for the thought, but it doesn't go with my shoes.You're seriously going to...
She came awake, stomach rumbling, and opened her eyes to see a plate being held right under her nose. When she reached for it, Shane snatched it back. 'Nuh-uh. Mine.''Share!' she demanded.'Man, you ar...
Great," Shane said. "Look i'd rather not be on janitorial duty. I have allergies to cleaners.""And to cleaning," Michael said."Look who's talking, Didn't the do one of those Animal Planet documentarie...
Hold on, Claire Bear! Next stop, Crazytown!
I'll do it!No, you won't, Shane and Michael said, at virtually the same time. Shane continued. You're barely on your feet, Claire. You don't go anywhere, not without me.And me, Michael said.Hell, Eve...
I'm so glad you're okay.So, how do we celebrate my okayness? It's my day off. Let's go crazy. Glow-in-the-dark bowling?NoI'll let you use the kiddie ball.Shut up. I do NOT need the kiddie ball.The way...
Mornings are pure evil from the pits of hell, which is why I don't do them anymore. Eve
Myrnin said softly. And how is it that you do not understand that HERE, in THIS place, this girl belongs to me, not to you?
Shane dragged Eve's suitcase into the room and dumped it on the floor beside her bed. Hey, Dark Princess? Here’s your crap. Also, bite me.
Eve: She told me last!Shane: Boyfriend!Michael: Landlord!Eve: Crap. Right. Next time you sell your soul to the devil, I get first contact!
I just—we were talking, and we fell asleep. I swear, we didn’t, um—’’‘‘Yeah, you’d better not have ummed.
Great, Shane said. Look i'd rather not be on janitorial duty. I have allergies to cleaners.
I had a good teacher.Better not have been Myrnin or I'll have to kick his predatory ass.I mean you, dummy.
It's not your enemies who are likeliest to hurt you. It is, always, those you trust.
Whatever, crazy chick who maybe lives here and maybe also breaks into Michael's house when they're all gone. I'm out. Have a nice delusion. -Shayne
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