When I was a kid I didn't feel like I fit in because - this is really silly and I probably shouldn't say it, but, I didn't think anything was funny. So I used to go home and literally cry to my mom an...
I'm a soccer mom. I'm T-ball, soccer, karate, homework, keeping them on their schedules. I love being the snack mom, when I get to bring the cut oranges. I have one of those coolers with wheels. I'm a...
My mom is always telling me it takes a long time to get to the top, but a short time to get to the bottom.
A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then th...
Every man must define his identity against his mother. If he does not, he just falls back into her and is swallowed up.
My mom is cool and my mom will treat you right.
My father still is a lawyer, and my mom was a teacher and then later a career counselor.
I think the real heroic teachers are the ones who work with kids, like my mom and my sister do.
I was a brownie for a day. My mom made me stop. She didn't want me to conform.
I was born and raised in East Los Angeles by a single mom who had three biological kids and adopted four more. I never met my dad.
Off... my mom is again home, it's really fucked up I can't talk... however I finished watching Limitless the series so now I'm going on "Lie to Me"!
I couldn't wait until I grew up. I used to look at my mom's stockings and put them on with her high heels and mess with my hair.
I never liked apples. In fact, when I was a little girl, my mom wanted to give me apples in my lunch box and I would ask for green peppers. So bizarre... It's funny - I don't have an apple a day, but...
I grew up in Marcy Projects in Brooklyn, and my mom and pop had an extensive record collection, so Michael Jackson and Stevie Wonder and all of those sounds and souls of Motown filled the house.
Mom and Pop were just a couple of kids when they got married. He was eighteen, she was sixteen and I was three.
I've been through it all, baby, I'm mother courage.
No matter how good you are, at some point your kids are gonna have to create their own independence and think that Mom and Dad aren't cool, just to establish themselves. That's what adolescence is abo...
We are all born free from all religious affiliations and only come to believe in such things after being introduced to it so, atheism is the default position. Although some children are not indoctrin...
I was always at peace because of the way my mom treated me.
When I was really young, my mom enrolled me in dance classes.