Some battles take more than one ninja to win.
To be a ninja Mom you have to be cool with yourself.
My nickname for my mom was 'The Compass.'
Ninja mom's understand that training time is never wasted time.
My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper.
Ninja Mom's have to learn that when they mess up, they get right back up again.
I KNOW I AM CLUELESS,IT DOESN'T MEAN USELESS,MY MOM SAYS I AM BLESSED,EVEN THOUGH NOW MESSED,I WILL DO MY BEST,GOD WILL DO THE REST.
Ninja's understand that training time is never wasted time.
If you are a worrywart you can't be a ninja. You can't rise up and fight when the weight of the world is pressing you down. Your family needs you to be sane and not bogged down in fear.
Don't compare yourself to other MOMS... We are all just winging it, just some hide it better than others.
If you want to completely destroy a child, all you have to do is mold them into your vision of what you want them to be. If you want to completely liberate a child, all you have to do is grow them int...
I stand fearlessly for small dogs, the American Flag, motherhood and the Bible. That's why people love me.
A best friend is the only one that walks into your life when the world has walked out.
Every child gets a good mother, but not every mother gets a good child.
What makes me happy is just curling up in with my mom in her bed and watching a marathon of 'CSI' and 'Grey's Anatomy' episodes with pints of ice cream.
It is not that you give birth to a child that matters most. Rather, it is what you birth into them.
I was embarrassed that I even wanted to become an actress because coming from L.A., with two older sisters in the business and a mom who had been a ballet dancer, it was such a cliche.
Beauty is dad kissing mom's hand when it cramps.Beauty is seeing a Persian woman dance.Ugly is not the absence of beauty.Uglyis the inability to identify it.The inability to be surprised by it.It is t...
MOM - noun - One who sacrifices her body, sleep, social life, spending money, eating hot meals, peeing alone, patience, memory, energy and sanity for LOVE!
I took the life of the woman I was supposed to call mother in the process of being born... in order to become the world's strongest shinobi... an incarnation of sand was implanted inside of me...