“ They had a year of joy, twelve months of the strange heaven which the salmon know on beds of river shingle, under the gin-clear water. For twenty-four years they were guilty, but this first year was t… T.H. White
“ At my wedding, I was dancing so furiously that I fell hard on my kneecaps. The next morning, my knees were so swollen that I had to get a wheelchair at the airport to go on my honeymoon. Casey Wilson
“ The taste of moon is like honey to all honeymooners, but after some years does the moon's scar make it bitter? Munia Khan
“ Shame on you. Don't tell me you've been married for an hour and you've already got eyes for another woman. Mordecai Richler
“ To all ladies who like offering sex to a man in the first few weeks of dating, this is what happens: Once he penetrates you, he will start seeing invisible spots on your face, which means that the hon… Michael Bassey Johnson
“ [O]ur honeymoon will shine our life long: its beams will only fade over your grave or mine. Charlotte Bronte
“ I found out I was pregnant seven days after my wedding. I was on honeymoon with my family. Bryce Dallas Howard
“ Why am I covered in feathers? I asked, confused. He exhaled impatiently. I bit a pillow. Or two... Stephenie Meyer
