“ So, if I'm no cheerleader of sports, why write a chapter about it? Sports do have some positive impact on society. They solve problems, such as how to get inner-city kids to spend $175 on shoes. They… Stephen Colbert
“ That´s the problem with planning a late night supper after the opera, not only does the hero or the heroine die singing, but you end up famished after the last notes of the finale. E.A. Bucchianeri
“ She grinned, looking for all the world like a sticky-mouthed little girl who had just convinced her gullible mother that she really did drop the first piece of candy into the storm drain and would nee… Wendy Corsi Staub
“ I guess it was what my friend Phoolendu at the yoga studio would call kismet. That's like fate, but much more dramatic. Robin Palmer
“ Evil influence is like a nicotine patch, you cannot help but absorb what sticks to you. E.A. Bucchianeri
“ It's delicious,’ he announces, chewing my sandwich. 'I would like to stay here forever and die with you in my arms.' 'I don't know. I think it's too cold for forever,' I say, smiling. Joanna Mazurkiewicz
“ Principal Totty was one of those people who frown while they’re speaking, and then smile at the end of each sentence. It was weird. It was like there were two different people inside her brain. Ferguson Fartworthy
“ Like some huge, mutant chicken–I sat there hatching a gas-egg the size of a planet. Ferguson Fartworthy
“ Amy Bellini and Sasha Tibbles traipsed down the aisle and wriggled into the back seat, Amy right next to me. Her damp brown hair flicked in my face as she turned to make herself more comfortable. I di… Ferguson Fartworthy
“ For the hackneyed art of lying without injury to anyone, Rushbrook, to his shame, was proficient. Elizabeth Inchbald
“ Listen, I'd rather lie naked in a plowed field under an incontinent horse for a week than have to read that paragraph again! Diane Ackerman
“ Seth turns to Laney and I. "Three months ago, I'm in Detroit protesting a free trade conference, right? Some pig shoves me, I go flying into another, next thing I know I'm on the ground with a Taser i… Hannah Harrington
“ And even if we did, which we didn't, it's none of your business.""Okay.""I just wanted you to know.""Okay.""If you say okay one more time, I'm going to punch you in the solar plexus."His eyebrows jump… Hannah Harrington
“ No problem. Just drop it back off before you go," he says, procuring a brass key. "And if he puts on Bowie's early stuff and starts sweet-talking, dammit, you run. You run as fast as you can. Hannah Harrington
“ Stupid bitch," he spits, and that's when I mentally punch him in the face.Except it isn't just mentally—it's for real, my closed fist is actually moving. It hits him square in the nose with a sickenin… Hannah Harrington
“ How rude of me, we haven’t even introduced ourselves. We’re the Andersons. I’m Evan, the lovely size-zero lass in the floppy sun hat is my wife Amy, and these are our best friends/children, Evan and A… Colin Nissan
