“ Parker, I'm old," She said matter-of-factly. "I get away with these things." She continued to wave and smile wildly. "People treat me like an idiot so I'm allowed to act like one from time to time. It… Abby Slovin
“ The smell of burning firewood and the molding of organic, earthy substances reminded her of jumping wildly into the enormous leaf piles of autumns past and she suddenly wished that it was appropriate… Abby Slovin
“ Self-doubt is a persuasive mistress careful not to shag her or you’ll never get your balls back.” - Simon Hunt Dannika Dark
“ (The Mona Lisa), that really is the ugliest portrait I’ve seen, the only thing that supposedly makes it famous is the mystery behind it,” Katherine admitted as she remembered her trips to the Louvre a… E.A. Bucchianeri
“ Mira, I'm about to be naked," Blue said as he whipped off his belt and tossed it on the floor. "So watch out. Well, in my underwear.""I've seen you in your bathing suit," Mira said. "It's the same thi… Sarah Cross
“ Ah college years, those were the days. Pure freedom ... leaving home for the first time…the parties…”"What about the tutorials, the lectures, the large building with all the books called the ‘library’… E.A. Bucchianeri
“ It dawned on him that he really could be a cop if he wanted to, and it dawned on him that he'd had this revelation while eating a donut, and it that wasn't a sign, he didn't know what was. Doug Dorst
“ It was like watching an angsty hormone-fueled train wreck and firmly cemented my resolve to be at least twenty-five before I considered getting hitched. Stacey Jay
“ Now I really feel sorry for her. Your hand is as bad as Rob’s paddle,” Cassie shuddered.“Thank you.”“I didn’t mean it as a compliment! Breanna Hayse
“ The workshop door opened and Skulduggery emerged. "Ryan," he said, "stop leaning on my car. Derek Landy
“ You named the chicken, Chicken?" She looked embarrassed. "When we decided not to kill it, I got attached. Tracey Garvis-Graves
“ You Sure this is it?" I said. "It looks empty.""Empty? No way, there's loads of shit in there," worm replied Ransom Riggs
“ So where did you get your information? Werewolves for Dummies? No, wait, you watched Underworld? Or maybe you were raised by wolves? Stop mewhen I’m warm.” - Shella Krista Alasti
“ You’re not going to campus. You’re going out to get drunk and play with other ladies’ boobies.” - Kye Krista Alasti
“ Werewolves never joke about age,” he said solemnly.“Why not?”Connor shrugged, a smile teasing his lips. “I dunno,” he finally admitted. “I just thought it sounded good. Rose Wynters
“ One of the most jolting days of adulthood comes the first time you run out of toilet paper. Toilet paper, up until this point, always just existed. And now it's a finite resource, constantly in danger… Kelly Williams Brown
“ I love that there's such a rivalry. It's like, leaf water versus bean water, ya know? - Charlie Robyn Schneider
“ She shows up everywhere, at any time, like she can guesswhat we’re going to do before we do it.”“The lady is good at what she does,” Liam confirmed.“Can you please not compliment the person trying to… Alexandra Bracken
“ I glanced over and saw Wyatt glaring at me. Journey’s “Lovin’ Touchin’, Squeezin’” was playing on the radio.“What?” I asked.“You secretly hate me, don’t you.” He gestured toward the radio. “You can’t… Debra Dunbar
