“ Isn't it funny that they say most girls have daddy issues, when really, every dude does? Amy Schumer
“ She let out a strangled laugh. “Yeah, that’s how it works. I just woke up one morning and was like, ‘gee, I want to screw Kyler.’ Seriously, you have no clue. Jennifer Armentrout
“ Mom,” I said as calmly as I could manage. “Listen to me very carefully, okay? And don’t freak.”“Dez, do not start a conversation like that. It doesn’t instill me with any amount of confidence—especial… Jus Accardo
“ All the latchkey children cursed and smashed bottles, teased about underwear, and puffed on those unfiltered cigarettes that only the cowboys could roll. Bremer Acosta
“ I'm just going ahead and say what everyone else here is thinking.This has got to be the weirdest fucking wedding that has ever happened. Jessica Gadziala
“ It seemed that, after contact with a few human generations, sand hogs would begin to understand human speech. The irony was that after coming to understand their riders fully, the beasts often ended u… Neal Asher
“ It all came back to human time and utterly human impulses: in the end, gods did not appreciate godlike power, but humans did. Neal Asher
“ Thus, in moments of catastrophe, when hard decisions needed to be made quickly, all AIs included in their calculations a human death toll governed by a factor called ‘pigheadedness’. Neal Asher
“ Coloron often pondered how a race, in which the stupid seemed more inclined to breed, had managed to come this far, and why human intelligence persisted—a discussion point in the nature vs nurture deb… Neal Asher
“ Try to think like a human,’ said Gant, lolling in one of the club chairs.‘Why should I restrict myself so severely? Neal Asher
“ I still didn’t turn. Instead, I just listened really hard. I couldn’t tell where he was standing anymore, but I could sense that he was still there somewhere. Well obviously … because he didn’t exactl… Jaymin Eve
“ Yeah, that’s what Jeffrey said too. Oh, wait … Jeffrey said something about a Sacred Abil and the Trophy of Stavlini, or Stavriti, or Stav … something.”“Staviti?” The hysteria in Emmy’s voice was defi… Jaymin Eve
“ And I’d be damned if I let the first photograph of me in ten years be taken on fucking Amtrak. I mean, the light alone. Elizabeth Little
“ Botox is as common as seagulls in Sarasota, but most of the women I know who use the dermatologist’s little helper still have full range of expression. Except squinting, of course. Lisa Daily
“ Lunch started off tense after our heated moment. Thank goodness for Blake. Kai was warm toward him, reserving his coolness for me. I watched, keeping quiet. They fought over the last piece of General… Wendy Higgins
“ Glancing at the bottle of tequila in Tate’s hand, Logan questioned much more calmly than he felt, “How full was that?”Tate lifted the quarter-empty bottle and shrugged. “Unopened. Why? Ella Frank
“ Can you sharpen this for me, please?”Logan leaned across the table and took the pencil from him. “You want me to play with your pencil, Tate?”“Hilarious. The sharpener is right by you. You just have t… Ella Frank
“ That’s probably the most sincere thing that I’ve ever heard come out of your mouth.”Logan lowered his eyes to Tate’s hand. “Now, that’s not true. I was very sincere this morning when I told you that I… Ella Frank
“ What’s going on?” Ingrid asked. “Listen, nothing bad today, please.” She pulled a chair out and sat down. Faye stared at her and said the words as quickly as she could. “I’m just going to give it to y… Taylor Keys
