“ Parthenogenesis means never having your mother tell you to stop doing that or you'll go blind. Seanan McGuire
“ Seriously, it's like watching mild porn, watching you two eye fuck each other every two seconds. Jessica Sorensen
“ In my experience, the romance novels written about BDSM have about as much in common with actual BDSM relationships as a child playing with a jump rope. Nenia Campbell
“ My only relationship policy is, don’t bring your dirty laundry to work, no sex on company furniture and don’t let it affect your work. Paula Graves
“ Congress should make it so that all sex scenes in all films should be provided with a screaming baby sound track. That should help take away all the fun and may show a major decrease in unwanted pregn… Heather Chapple
“ I got it! I got it!” Heeb declared triumphantly. Evan stopped in the middle of his kitchenette to hear Heeb’s idea. “Sex in the Title.”“Yeah, that’s what you’ve been saying I need.”“No, that’s the tit… Zack Love
“ I do not understand this man," [Tempi] said. "Is he attempting to buy sex with me? Or does he wish to fight? Patrick Rothfuss
“ It was all fine until the girls started drinking. (Everything is always fine up until that point.) John duover
“ The moment was surreal. A sometimes-autistic young man with two identities lecturing a room full of zombies on feelings and realities. Jonathan Friesen
“ So does that mean if you won’t fuck me because I’m high, I could fuck you because you’re not? K.A. Mitchell
“ [An example of misattribution:]If you don’t know the source of a quote,you can always make it sound better by attributing it to me.— Mark Twain Jakub Marian
“ I've never written a quote I feel would be suitable for my gravestone. Wouldn't it be ironic if it were this one? Oh, and could you pull a few weeds while you're here? Ryan Lilly
“ Welhewan is charming us,' Sasha says in an unsure voice. 'It is trying to soothe us with its lullaby. Do not let yourself . . . Oh, a butterfly. Look how beautiful it is! No, don't look. The forest is… Sarah Dalton
