“ A dessert to a deserter in the desert burst, "You trust your thirst. And you are too hot! You scream for ice cream. And believe it or not, I may not be your first. But I might be your lust! Give it a… Ana Claudia Antunes
“ So where does the name Adam's apple come from? Most people say that it is from the notion that this bump was caused by the forbidden fruit getting stuck in the throat of Adam in the Garden of Eden. Th… Mark Leyner
“ The majority of boys think the highest form of creativity is weeing a pattern into snow. Beth Garrod
“ Cricket could barely believe her eyes... but when that shotgun went off with a boom, so did the snake. Up until yesterday, Cricket has never seen a snake fly! Darwun St. James
“ So you thought you could shit and eat at the same time. How disgustingly convenient. Nenia Campbell
“ My mother, my psychiatrist and an assortment of sedatives eventually convinced me I was delusional. Wayne Gerard Trotman
“ Jenna, standing in the doorway with her mouth and hand full of shelled pistachios, says, '"Real' is a dirty word in this place'. Lauren DeStefano
“ I’m just not ready to give myself up, Sammy. I mean, there’s something perfect about virginity, and I haven’t found someone who deserves to take that perfection from me…”“You’re loco, Carlos. Insane.… Zack Love
“ I felt bad for the girls in my school, who flocked to prom like it was the second coming of Christ, complete with double-rainbows and unicorns. G.G. Silverman
“ The hamster-powered hat is the same as any other hat. It keeps your head warm and looks smart,' the inventor said. 'The hamster generates heat by running on the wheel. If you get a big enough hamster,… Mark Jackman
“ If a wizard should take up residence in your garden and requests food, you are obliged to feed him. Mark Jackman
“ His only real financial failure came at the age of thirteen when, in an uncharacteristic error of judgement, he invested £200,000 of his own savings in wooden socks, an invention that never caught on… Mark Jackman
“ You scared the crap out of me,” I shove his bare chest with a growl. “Wasthat you at the front door?”“Ya think?” He fires back with a raise of his eyebrows, taking hold of my armagain, as he practical… M.A. George
“ Just when you see a kid selling a mascot,If you don't buy it because he winks, Not only that will be considered a "boycott",Xenophobically, it will also be a jinx! Ana Claudia Antunes
“ Because zombies can’t go out into the sun, most of them tend to be afraid of anything that can go into the sun and live to tell the tale. M.C. Steve
“ It’s said that sport is the civilised society’s substitute for war, and also that the games we play as children are designed to prepare us for the realities of adult life. Certainly it’s true that my… Danielle Wood
“ The toddler started making this whine/moan noise while pawing at Tabitha. I know as a woman I'm supposed to have this innate love of babies, but the truth is, they kind of remind me of zombies. They s… Cindi Madsen
“ Mike stood in-line, waiting for the mealtime muck that passed for lunch at his school canteen. He knew he was getting close to the front now, as he tightly held his tray. Not just because he could see… L.P. Donnelli
