“ All right, said Ford. How would you react if I said that I'm not from Guildford at all, but from a small planet somewhere in the vicinity of Betelgeuse? Arthur shrugged in a so-so sort of way. I don't… Douglas Adams
“ If natural selection can create creationists it can manage a caterpillar with a face on its arse. Zane Stumpo
“ We inhabit a world in which we tend to put labels on each other and expect that we will then march through life wearing them like permanent sandwich boards. Nick Webb
“ We're not obsessed by anything, you see," insisted Ford."...""And that's the deciding factor. We can't win against obsession. They care, we don't. They win.""I care about lots of things," said Slartib… Douglas Adams
“ The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy offers this definition ofthe word Infinite.Infinite: Bigger than the biggest thing ever and then some.Much bigger than that in fact, really amazingly immense, ato… Douglas Adams
“ After a moment or two a man in brown crimplene looked in at us, did not at all like the look of us and asked us if we were transit passengers. We said we were. He shook his head with infinite wearines… Douglas Adams
“ I suggested in my last sermon that if Oolon Colluphid had tracked down the "God" who had left a message in five mile high letters of fire on the Quentulus Quazgar Mountains, he still wouldn't have fou… Andrew Rilstone
“ Adams has done a bit of everything, from radio to television to designing computer games. Not all of them worked out. “These are life’s little learning experiences,” he said. “You know what a learning… Douglas Adams
“ You are aware that what they do, they do for the world, and the results are, of course, magnificent. But when you . . . read Douglas Adams. . . you feel you are, perhaps, the only person in the world… Stephen Fry