“ I felt very happy. To think that I didn't have to torture myself sitting in a smoke-filled room with a painted party smile, watching my date get drunk Sylvia Plath
“ It wasn't like there was a dating and mating website for bear shifters. If there had been, its mascot would have been that yellow Care Bear with the heart on its stomach. Lila Felix
“ Dating becomes a cutthroat game of musical chairs with everyone scrambling for available partners to avoid standing alone at 30 when the music stops. Robyn Louis
“ He says they're not his type, but I don't really get the concept of having a type. My type is girls. All of them. Why would I limit my dating pool? Nicola Yoon
“ Don't you think it's weird how dating profiles emphasize listings of your favorite TV shows, movies, and books? It's as if you are supposed to define yourself by how you distract yourself. It's like i… Maggie Wells
“ She doesn’t shake hands.” Saul smiled at the reverend and shrugged. She had other odd behaviors. Saul never viewed her idiosyncrasies as a problem. Rather, he enjoyed her ongoing revelations. She was… Michael Benzehabe
“ Do you have one where you’re riding a horse or a camel? Or sitting on a rocket ship? Those are always wildly popular with men looking for sex.—SINGLE-MINDED Lisa Daily
“ World gives everything to those who don’t need it. (Matthew Effect). More you have it, more they give it to you Hemant Pandey
“ The biggest turn off for a girl as far as I am aware apart from all logistic issues, is a guy without any mission in his life. Hemant Pandey
“ As they call last orders, he’ll walk over to a girl he’s no doubt slept with before, pour half his pint over his own head and the remainder over hers, and with a twinkle in his eye say, “Looks like yo… Karl Wiggins
“ Charity groped for the phone, coming up with it at last and croaking "hello" in a voice that sounded exactly like a bullfrog's mating call. Which made a kind of twisted sense -- last night she'd been… Elizabeth Jane Howard
“ The world always said to just be yourself, but it turned out when Evelyn was herself, no guys were at all interested, so she was left with games of make-believe, expressing enthusiasm for whatever the… Stephanie Clifford
“ Just because you're in the market for a minivan doesn't mean you can't test drive a hotrod. Inez Kelley
“ This worked out perfectly for me in college, because what nineteen-year-old Virginia boy doesn't want a wide-hipped, sarcastic Greek girl with short hair that's permed on top? What's that you say? Non… Tina Fey
“ The formula I've figured out: Stop being so damn picky and let go of the mental image of an ideal; talk to more strangers, because it builds confidence and helps you feel more connected; be open to ev… Rachel Machacek
“ I nearly dropped the plate I held. "You've asked me out tons of times.""Not really. I've made inapproprite suggestions and frequently pushed for nudity. But I've never asked you out on a real date. An… Richelle Mead
