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I'm past competing in pissing contests. My jet stream is now more of a trickle. The only contest I'd win is the number of trips to the bathroom it takes to purge a 32oz soda.

Brian MacLearn

I'm past competing in pissing contests. My jet stream is now more of a trickle. The only contest I'd win is the number of trips to the bathroom it takes to purge a 32oz soda.

Tags: arguments, bathroom, competing, conflict, contests, funny but true, humor, humorous, old age

The only thing in life that's really interesting is the contest. We are all contestants--whether we admit it or not. If I read 20 pages of a book and they're no good, I put it down. Maybe it's good af...

Lee Marvin

The only thing in life that's really interesting is the contest. We are all contestants--whether we admit it or not. If I read 20 pages of a book and they're no good, I put it down. Maybe it's good af...

Tags: authors, books, contestants, contests, lee marvin, life

If you don't want a man unhappy politically, don't give him two sides to a question to worry him; give him one. Better yet, give him none. Let him forget there is such a thing as war. If the governmen...

Ray Bradbury

If you don't want a man unhappy politically, don't give him two sides to a question to worry him; give him one. Better yet, give him none. Let him forget there is such a thing as war. If the governmen...

Tags: brilliance, change, contests, data, facts, forget, government, happiness, ignorance, information

Legislators are interested in their pet projects, getting re-elected, and popularity contests.

Bud Grant

Legislators are interested in their pet projects, getting re-elected, and popularity contests.

Tags: popularity, contests