“ If a man tells you he's an asshole & that you deserve better, believe him...it's a warning. It's best you listen before he proves it to you. April Mae Monterrosa
“ When approaching a prospective human, first ask them what their name is. * If it replies "Brains," blow its fucking head off. * If it replies "Brian," ask it again, as you may have encountered a zombi… Shamus McCarty
“ I’m alive; I’m not gonna try eating your ass, okay? Don’t shoot!” “What… Eat my ASS?”“Sorry, I didn’t mean it like that. Shamus McCarty
“ It is my sincere desire that my research and hard work will help create a world where we all learn to walk this Earth, safe, enlightened and free from the perils of cruelty, ignorance, and all the oth… Alexei Maxim Russell
