It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.

To be interested in food but not in food production is clearly absurd.

With Pollution, emotion is irrelevant, it is not their nature, Mearth sighed, making a face as if she were talking to an ignorant small child. I didn’t create them, humans created the Pollution. Chery...

What on earth would I do if four bears came into my camp? Why, I would die of course. Literally shit myself lifeless.

The old stars-and-moons act was a good way to farm the unduly trusting. But the need to raise money in the first place seemed to call into question one's own ability to turn lead into gold. (Enoch in...

Some women waited for a night in shining armor. She, apparently, had ended up with a knight in black jeans and leather, who wanted to chase her down and have his evil way with her.

Is it better to be interested or interesting? Good question. People will be more interested in you when you first demonstrate that you are interested in them.

Don't you want to know what cookies is a code word for? No! Good God, no!

Ask a man how much a dollar is worth, and he'll tell you, 'Almost nothing.' Try to take a dollar away from him, and you'll get yourself a fight.

And just so you know for the future, I like my double-chocolate chip cookies warm and soft in the middle...and without magnets glued to them.Me, too. When you decide to bake me some, let me know.

If you tried to touch my woman she'd break your dick off like a twig then stick it up your arse.

Living in the box means being convinced that other people and our circumstances are responsible for our feelings and our helplessness to overcome them. What we can't see when we're in the box is that...

The ultimate truth is mystical truth, the ultimate reality is sacred chaos. - Muzwot

Your enemies are not to be destroyed, grant them longevity to witness your success.

I sometimes wonder whether our churches--living as we do in American death-denying culture, relentlessly smiling through our praise choruses--are inadvertently helping people live not as much in hope...

Oftentimes I think it is far better to listen for an answer, rather than talk out of an effort to create one.

There was an old belief that in the embersOf all things their primordial form exists, And cunning alchemistsCould re-create the rose with all its membersFrom its own ashes, but without the bloom, With...

Well we're waiting here in Allentown,For the Pennsylvania we never found,For the promises our teachers gave,If we worked hard,If we behaved...So the graduations hang on the wall,But they never really...

A few years after I gave some lectures for the freshmen at Caltech (which were published as the Feynman Lectures on Physics), I received a long letter from a feminist group. I was accused of being ant...

If you jotted down all of my ill-thought out comments, you could write a book entitled, Guide to Getting Punched in the Throat for Boneheads-Mad Hatter in "Death of the Mad Hatter" (Coming Soon!)