W.E.B. Griffin Quote

Capture your youth, while you can.

After your death you will be what you were before your birth.

My mother told me Homer Ditto was not my father. Nope. Mom had had a fling with some other guy who was my dad. Some dude who didn't stick around too long who Mom was happy to get rid of. She chose Hom...

Greatness can be contagious, but first there must be contact.

Most police cars are the equivalent of an electrical room on wheels and it does not surprise me that police officers that spend time in such a biologically toxic environment are displaying aggression.

Few companies that installed computers to reduce the employment of clerks have realized their expectations... They now need more, and more expensive clerks even though they call them 'operators' or 'p...

I would never do a commercial for something that is embarrassing, and I think that people maybe have a different perspective on what is embarrassing or not. Some people think doing a Revlon hair comme...

Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.

The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own.