“ My mom didn't want us to go to the candy house, she didn't want us to go to the ice cream truck, she didn't want us to go to the... There was actually a donut truck, if that makes sense. Venus Williams
“ Evelyn stared into the empty ice cream carton and wondered where the smiling girl in the school pictures had gone. Fannie Flagg
“ Number of empty Ben & Jerry's containers: 3 -- two mint chocolate cookie, one plain vanilla. (Who buys plain vanilla ice cream from Ben & Jerry's, anyway? Is there a greater waste?) Ally Carter
“ If I can't suck your milkshake through a straw, it's not a milkshake--it's a glass of ice cream. Bill Maher
“ What makes me happy is just curling up in with my mom in her bed and watching a marathon of 'CSI' and 'Grey's Anatomy' episodes with pints of ice cream. Taylor Swift
“ Do you know how many calories are in butter and cheese and ice cream? Would you get your dog up in the morning for a cup of coffee and a donut? Jack LaLanne
“ Eating ice cream and not exercising is great. The downside is your health isn't so good. Jeff Bridges
“ My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate. Thornton Wilder
“ I worked at an ice cream parlor called Chadwicks. We wore old-timey outfits and had to bang a drum, play a kazoo, and sing 'Happy Birthday' to people while giving them free birthday sundaes. Lots of i… Amy Poehler
