He put his finger guns away. He should not be allowed to carry weapons of mass humiliation.
Later, I was in a bathroom stall. Eric was on his knees. My dick was in his mouth, my head back against warm ceramic tile that shook with the beat of the music. My fingers were in his hair and everyth...
I bet there’s like an Easter egg on one of the DVDs, Sandy said, taking a drink of his tea. A deleted scene that shows Eeyore jerking off to a photo of Pooh fucking Piglet while hanging himself with h...
I asked you your name again.Cavalo.That's it? Warren had said then and he said now.It's all I have.You have more.No, Cavalo said. There's nothing left.
Never, ever let anyone tell you that who you are is wrong.It's okay to be gay. Or straight. Or bisexual.It's also okay to be asexual, demisexual, pansexual, or aromantic.You do you, and if anyone give...
But why does it matter? Why do I need to be defined as anything? Why can't I just be who I am without some asshole trying to make me into something I'm not?
So turtles, right?Right.They exist.Casey was so smart. Yes.And they move really slow.So slow, Josy agreed.But they don’t know that. To them, that’s their normal speed, and everyone else moves superfas...
There’s too many other people in the world who want nothing more than to kick you when you’re down. Don’t you dare do that job for them.
You are way too pretty to exist in this world with us mere mortals. I somehow managed to stop myself from calling him Knight Delicious Face. It was close.
Okay, okay. So. First things first. Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh! Second thing: I should probably say thank you for saving my life. Say it and then follow it up with something funny like… okay. Spinach joke....
Paul? Yeah? Don’t take this the wrong way. I tried not to flinch. Here it comes. Vince sighed. I think I’m going to fall in love with you.
Sometimes, Gus didn’t understand how he found himself in the situations that he did. Even if he was the common denominator, he obviously was not at fault. There had to be some other cosmic power that...
Gary laughed. Yeah, but then people meet you and you’re all skinny and adorable, and they’re all like whaaaa?
Oh my god, Ox, your life is like those shitty sparkly vampire movies. That I’ve never seen and don’t like at all, shut up.
I felt aroused and confused. It was like I was twelve again and standing in front of the men’s underwear section at Kmart, looking at the headless torsos on the Hanes packages and wondering why I was...
Well. This has been erotic. Enlightening. Gods, this is enlightening. Like eye-opening. Nothing else!
It was about then that I realized I was an extraordinarily complex person, because my logic typically made no sense.
Hey! I’ve been . You’re supposed to be nice to me.You were grazed. And then let women carry you back.That’s because I’m a feminist.Jessie sighed.
Oh my god, Ox, your life is like those shitty sparkly vampire movies. That I’ve never seen and don’t like at all, shut up. Oh
He has wet dreams and moans dirty things about chest hair.That was one time. Okay, more like six times.
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