T.J. Klune Quotes

He grinned at me again, and the butterflies in my stomach turned into dragons and laid waste to my innards.

It’s like something so lovely can’t just be lovely. It also has to be harsh and corroding.

Calling me a freak doesn’t say anything about me, but it says all you need to know about the person hurling it like a grenade.

You are way too pretty to exist in this world with us mere mortals. I somehow managed to stop myself from calling him Knight Delicious Face. It was close.

Carter said, You drenched yourself in the worst-smelling thing you could find so you could cover up the smell of your boner. Stop saying boner! He waggled his eyebrows at me. I glared at him. He said,...

They make no sense whatsoever.That's because we're amazing.That's what I mean.Shh, he said. Shh. Its okay. I heard what you didn't say. I got you. Your mouth is saying no, but your body is saying yes...

Then Rico said, Okay, like. No offense, papi. You know I love you. Bros for life, and all that. But did you go a little nuts in your head from the mystical moon magic? Because it seems like you went a...

Dragons, I said. They’re hoarders. They keep the things they think are pretty. Gold and jewels. In this case, Justin. To each his own, I guess.

Otter. Otter. Otter, I mutter. Yes, Bear? he says beautifully. Don’t lead cows to slaughter, I say. He arches an eyebrow. Come again? I take a deep breath. I… love you and I know I should’ve told ya s...

Kelly is kind of cute.

Felix, he whispered. Oh, little man. Oh, Felix. That fire… the fire isbeautiful.

Four men walked from among the trees. All of them had their heads shaved. The one in the front, the Alpha, had a beard, dirty blond and full. He was the same size as the other two wolves, large and in...

I fell in love with Ryan, you got jealous, then I fell out of love with him because he seemed needy, you tied me up, I got half a chubby because it reminded me of Octavio, and now you have a date with...

You okay, Sam?Ha-ha, why wouldn’t I be? Everything is peachy! I’m okay. I’m better than okay.Okay. I only ask because you haven’t stopped staring at me for the last four hours.You lie with all your li...

I want to put my face on his face. The hornless gay unicorn named Gary said, Um. What did you say? Fifteen-year-old Sam said, Nothing! Nothing. Um. I have to go. Upstairs. To… touch. The walls. The

I am a strong, independent unicorn,and I will not take your shit.

Round 5: Telling him I felt bad about the puppy-shirt thing, I told him we could go pick out a dog at the pound now that we had a yard for it. Instead, I took him to the dentist. Winner: Bear Rock Sta...

Losing him hurts more than anything I’ve ever felt before. But losing you? Ox, if anything happened to you, it would kill me. There is no point for me if you’re not here. So no. You’re not going. You’...

Oh my god, Ox, your life is like those shitty sparkly vampire movies. That I’ve never seen and don’t like at all, shut up. Oh

Even after two days, I can see that there are so many sides to him...There's times he exudes such strength that it threatens to knock me flat...Those are the times that I do believe he is an angel, th...