T.J. Klune Quotes

Maturity is a high price to pay for growing up. —Tom Stoppard

You got a boner over my little brother. I

I’m angry, I admitted. So angry. I know, she said, squeezing my hands. It’s why we’re dancing. I find it hard to be angry when I’m dancing. There’s just something about it that doesn’t foster rage.

You want to know what it feels like to be castrated? Trying having your nine-year-old brother protect you from your ex-girlfriend after you’ve told her you’re in love with a man.

Losing him hurts more than anything I’ve ever felt before. But losing you? Ox, if anything happened to you, it would kill me. There is no point for me if you’re not here. So no. You’re not going. You’...

Later, when I’m on the edge of sleep, I hear him whisper, You’ll see. One day, you’ll see what I’ve seen all along. And then I’m gone.

One thing that they don’t tell you is that fires can’t burn bright forever.

It’s like something so lovely can’t just be lovely. It also has to be harsh and corroding.

Hey! I’ve been . You’re supposed to be nice to me.You were grazed. And then let women carry you back.That’s because I’m a feminist.Jessie sighed.

So turtles, right?Right.They exist.Casey was so smart. Yes.And they move really slow.So slow, Josy agreed.But they don’t know that. To them, that’s their normal speed, and everyone else moves superfas...

Later, I was in a bathroom stall. Eric was on his knees. My dick was in his mouth, my head back against warm ceramic tile that shook with the beat of the music. My fingers were in his hair and everyth...

Well. This has been erotic. Enlightening. Gods, this is enlightening. Like eye-opening. Nothing else!

Oh my god, Ox, your life is like those shitty sparkly vampire movies. That I’ve never seen and don’t like at all, shut up. Oh

Okay, okay. So. First things first. Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh! Second thing: I should probably say thank you for saving my life. Say it and then follow it up with something funny like… okay. Spinach joke....

But why does it matter? Why do I need to be defined as anything? Why can't I just be who I am without some asshole trying to make me into something I'm not?

Well. I guess it’s… it’s the moment, you know, when you wake up first in the morning. You open your eyes and your thoughts are muddled. You’re still partly asleep and you’re warm and don’t want to mov...

Oh my god, Ox, your life is like those shitty sparkly vampire movies. That I’ve never seen and don’t like at all, shut up.

I want Otter to run back to San Diego and go back to the stupid fucking boyfriend, who Ive never met but cannot stand.

I asked you your name again.Cavalo.That's it? Warren had said then and he said now.It's all I have.You have more.No, Cavalo said. There's nothing left.

Oh my gods, you guys are so , I groaned. I can't even pass out, have visions, and then wake up in peace. Sweet fucking