When I was a kid, I'd made a wish upon the stars. I wished to be someone important. Someone who mattered. And my wish had been granted. Because I was important, though not in the way I expected. I mat...
Then it was just the two of us. Me and Captain Hetero of the Straight Brigade.
Oh my gods, Gary groaned from behind us. Would you two just go already? This is so godsdamned disturbing to watch. It's like you're face-fucking me with a dick made of sugar. Stop it. You stop it rig...
Maturity is a high price to pay for growing up. —Tom Stoppard
Later, when I’m on the edge of sleep, I hear him whisper, You’ll see. One day, you’ll see what I’ve seen all along. And then I’m gone.
I’m angry, I admitted. So angry. I know, she said, squeezing my hands. It’s why we’re dancing. I find it hard to be angry when I’m dancing. There’s just something about it that doesn’t foster rage.
It’s like something so lovely can’t just be lovely. It also has to be harsh and corroding.
I wonder how long he’s been at this, wonder what this has done to his belief, his faith. Does he think this is a reward for his service? Does he see this as proof of his faith? Or has this shattered e...
How would it feel to live a full life and have no one remember it, to have no one remember the extraordinary things you accomplished, even if it was just waking up every day and finding the courage to...
Carter said, You drenched yourself in the worst-smelling thing you could find so you could cover up the smell of your boner. Stop saying boner! He waggled his eyebrows at me. I glared at him. He said,...
'The image of you putting a condom on a banana to teach me about gay sex is forever ingrained in my head.' 'Well, a good father teaches his son about the facts of life.' 'You didn't have to put the ba...
You want to know what it feels like to be castrated? Trying having your nine-year-old brother protect you from your ex-girlfriend after you’ve told her you’re in love with a man.
You know you live in America when people can hate who you love, but then can turn around and hug a damn racist. Fuck them. You go out and show them just how stupid they are.
You got a boner over my little brother. I
You are way too pretty to exist in this world with us mere mortals. I somehow managed to stop myself from calling him Knight Delicious Face. It was close.
They make no sense whatsoever.That's because we're amazing.That's what I mean.Shh, he said. Shh. Its okay. I heard what you didn't say. I got you. Your mouth is saying no, but your body is saying yes...
There’s too many other people in the world who want nothing more than to kick you when you’re down. Don’t you dare do that job for them.
Then Rico said, Okay, like. No offense, papi. You know I love you. Bros for life, and all that. But did you go a little nuts in your head from the mystical moon magic? Because it seems like you went a...
The second message is one that I have saved for weeks. It’s Otter, and he simply says, I love you.
So, funny story. There are fairies? In the Dark Woods. And I might have pissed off their king.There was silence. Then, Of course you did.