T.J. Klune Quotes

Yes, Gus, because a Ford Taurus screams class, Casey said, sounding amused.It does, Gus insisted. Did you know there are message boards on the Internet devoted to Ford Tauruses? I should know. I’m on...

I’m about to hug the crap out of you, I warned him. Like, full-on feelings hug where it goes on for a bit too long and becomes slightly awkward and we both clear our throats and shuffle our feet when...

He has wet dreams and moans dirty things about chest hair.That was one time. Okay, more like six times.

Honey, you’re pouting. That’s not dangerous. It’s adorable.

You know you live in America when people can hate who you love, but then can turn around and hug a damn racist. Fuck them. You go out and show them just how stupid they are.

I can’t wait until we go to dinner. I’ve heard Bear gets loaded on wine and cries, and then the whole thing dissolves into a big case of what-the-fuckery where everyone talks at once, and it usually e...

Gary laughed. Yeah, but then people meet you and you’re all skinny and adorable, and they’re all like whaaaa?

I am a strong, independent unicorn,and I will not take your shit.

Kelly is kind of cute.

I want Otter to run back to San Diego and go back to the stupid fucking boyfriend, who Ive never met but cannot stand.

If you’re not done in that minute, I will describe in excruciating detail that one time my hoof got stuck in Kevin’s asshole. You understand me? I

Calling me a freak doesn’t say anything about me, but it says all you need to know about the person hurling it like a grenade.

Carter said, You drenched yourself in the worst-smelling thing you could find so you could cover up the smell of your boner. Stop saying boner! He waggled his eyebrows at me. I glared at him. He said,...

It’s like something so lovely can’t just be lovely. It also has to be harsh and corroding.

Michael doesn't flinch. 'You can't know,' he says quietly, 'how much you truly love something until it's gone.' 'That's not fair,' I say as I tremble. 'No one said it would be. He tests you, Benji, an...

You can’t say your wish out loud. Not when you look up at the stars. If you do, it won’t come true. And I can’t… I can’t allow that to happen to you. He watched me. I watched him back.

I squawked attractively. Okay. That was a lie. There is no way to squawk attractively. It was rather unattractive. Arms flailing, legs kicking. It was just awful.

I always thought unicorns were made from sunshine and rainbows and good feelings. Like you just appeared one day in a field filled with flowers and a big fat sunbeam falling all around you. And there’...

Felix, he whispered. Oh, little man. Oh, Felix. That fire… the fire isbeautiful.

Four men walked from among the trees. All of them had their heads shaved. The one in the front, the Alpha, had a beard, dirty blond and full. He was the same size as the other two wolves, large and in...