T.J. Klune Quotes

I asked you your name again.Cavalo.That's it? Warren had said then and he said now.It's all I have.You have more.No, Cavalo said. There's nothing left.

I like your shoes, I said. Because I did. They were pink and pointed, and I wanted a pair like that so bad. My mom and dad groaned. Morgan looked at me and cocked his head.Thank you, little one. I mad...

So turtles, right?Right.They exist.Casey was so smart. Yes.And they move really slow.So slow, Josy agreed.But they don’t know that. To them, that’s their normal speed, and everyone else moves superfas...

Sometimes, Gus didn’t understand how he found himself in the situations that he did. Even if he was the common denominator, he obviously was not at fault. There had to be some other cosmic power that...

How do you say what's in your heart if your heart is something you haven't known for years? How do you give yourself completely when all you've done is bury yourself in grief? How do you come back fro...

Later, I was in a bathroom stall. Eric was on his knees. My dick was in his mouth, my head back against warm ceramic tile that shook with the beat of the music. My fingers were in his hair and everyth...

Okay, okay. So. First things first. Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh! Second thing: I should probably say thank you for saving my life. Say it and then follow it up with something funny like… okay. Spinach joke....

Sad fags are boring fags.

I bet there’s like an Easter egg on one of the DVDs, Sandy said, taking a drink of his tea. A deleted scene that shows Eeyore jerking off to a photo of Pooh fucking Piglet while hanging himself with h...

Hey! I’ve been . You’re supposed to be nice to me.You were grazed. And then let women carry you back.That’s because I’m a feminist.Jessie sighed.

THAT NIGHT as I lay in bed waiting for sleep, I heard a howl from deep in the woods. It rose like a song until I was sure it was all I could ever want to sing. It went on and on and all I could think...

Anyone that gave them shit for anything would find a drag queen’s spiked heel up their urethra.

I don't think this is working out between us, I told him. You and I want different things. It's not me, it's you.

It’ll be the Date to End All Dates, I told Gary as he nosed his way through my closet. And yes, before you ask, it is capitalized just like it sounds. Great plans should always be capitalized.

I squeeze his hand and give him fifteen words that mean everything. It's okay to sleep now, Dad. I know that one day, we'll be together again.

Yes, Gus, because a Ford Taurus screams class, Casey said, sounding amused.It does, Gus insisted. Did you know there are message boards on the Internet devoted to Ford Tauruses? I should know. I’m on...

I can’t wait until we go to dinner. I’ve heard Bear gets loaded on wine and cries, and then the whole thing dissolves into a big case of what-the-fuckery where everyone talks at once, and it usually e...

You got a boner over my little brother. I

Well. I guess it’s… it’s the moment, you know, when you wake up first in the morning. You open your eyes and your thoughts are muddled. You’re still partly asleep and you’re warm and don’t want to mov...

Oh my gods, you guys are so , I groaned. I can't even pass out, have visions, and then wake up in peace. Sweet fucking