Look. This has been… fun. Lie. This had been nerve-racking and I needed to go masturbate. But I have to go. I’ve got stuff to do before I head out again. Masturbate. Wizard stuff. Like… secret wizard...
Whatever. I was tired and just rolled over onto his arm in my sleep. It’s no big deal. Who cares, anyway? So what if Creed had seen us? What, he would have called us a bunch of fags? It’s not like we...
I squeeze his hand and give him fifteen words that mean everything. It's okay to sleep now, Dad. I know that one day, we'll be together again.
But then they threatened Ryan with death and I was, like, bitch, please. You don’t know who you’re messing with.
But why does it matter? Why do I need to be defined as anything? Why can't I just be who I am without some asshole trying to make me into something I'm not?
You can’t own what belongs to the world.
Oh my gods, Gary groaned from behind us. Would you two just go already? This is so godsdamned disturbing to watch. It's like you're face-fucking me with a dick made of sugar. Stop it. You stop it rig...
Paul? Yeah? Don’t take this the wrong way. I tried not to flinch. Here it comes. Vince sighed. I think I’m going to fall in love with you.
Never again, you hear me? Never again. Something happens, you tell me. I need you to tell me. I need you.
Carter said, You drenched yourself in the worst-smelling thing you could find so you could cover up the smell of your boner. Stop saying boner! He waggled his eyebrows at me. I glared at him. He said,...
Carter? Gordo asked. Who is he? I want to meet him. In my office so I can scare the shit out of him. Goddammit, Ox. You better be using fucking condoms.
It’s like something so lovely can’t just be lovely. It also has to be harsh and corroding.
Later, I was in a bathroom stall. Eric was on his knees. My dick was in his mouth, my head back against warm ceramic tile that shook with the beat of the music. My fingers were in his hair and everyth...
How he closed down like before. How he gave himself over to the wolf. How he didn’t speak for months and months. And yet, the moment he comes home, the moment he sees you again, he finds his voice lik...
The ass to end all asses, I said, unable to stop myself. The Holy Grail of asses. If we lived in a world with fairies and elves, there would be epic quests to go get that ass. I wanted to bite it.
Round 5: Telling him I felt bad about the puppy-shirt thing, I told him we could go pick out a dog at the pound now that we had a yard for it. Instead, I took him to the dentist. Winner: Bear Rock Sta...
So turtles, right?Right.They exist.Casey was so smart. Yes.And they move really slow.So slow, Josy agreed.But they don’t know that. To them, that’s their normal speed, and everyone else moves superfas...
I can’t wait for the day when you tell me you’ve got the clap. He cocks his head to the side. That’s what you can’t wait for? Out of everything in the world, that’s what you can’t wait for? Bear, that...
Don’t be difficult, Bear. It’s unattractive.
Hey! I’ve been . You’re supposed to be nice to me.You were grazed. And then let women carry you back.That’s because I’m a feminist.Jessie sighed.
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