Okay, time in. I can yell at whoever I want!You really can’t, Gary said. It’s unattractive on you. Some people pull off the angry look. You’re not one of them.
It should have been obvious. It should have been obvious what they were, but then I wasn’t looking for the incredible buried in the ordinary.
I don’t want to know when you’ve been tied up in the fun way, I told him.
I can’t wait until we go to dinner. I’ve heard Bear gets loaded on wine and cries, and then the whole thing dissolves into a big case of what-the-fuckery where everyone talks at once, and it usually e...
I can't do it. I can't get into a philosophical debate with an archangel, knowing how ridiculous it is and how unprepared I am.
Honey bear, the unicorn said. You are the gayest thing I’ve seen since I last saw my own reflection.
He’s a bit of a dick, I said, flailing for something.Paul rolled his eyes. Well it’s a good thing you’re a bottom, because you’re an asshole, so the two of you fit together just fine.Wow, I said. That...
He’ll introduce himself as something ridiculous, like Gustavo Tiberius, because everyone has idiotic names these days,
Hey! I’ve been . You’re supposed to be nice to me.You were grazed. And then let women carry you back.That’s because I’m a feminist.Jessie sighed.
He looked closely. It was very disconcerting to have your gay unicorn best friend studying your penis that intensely. Finally, he gave his verdict. It’s a very nice penis. Thank
He has wet dreams and moans dirty things about chest hair.That was one time. Okay, more like six times.
He grinned at me again, and the butterflies in my stomach turned into dragons and laid waste to my innards.
Good-bye, self-esteem and fuzzy feelings. It was so nice to make your acquaintance.
Gary laughed. Yeah, but then people meet you and you’re all skinny and adorable, and they’re all like whaaaa?
Everything is so vast. It’s humbling to remember just how small we really are.
'There's a seagull eating our food,' he told me, and it was the most romantic thing I'd ever heard.
You okay, Sam?Ha-ha, why wouldn’t I be? Everything is peachy! I’m okay. I’m better than okay.Okay. I only ask because you haven’t stopped staring at me for the last four hours.You lie with all your li...
You can’t own what belongs to the world.
You can plan for life, but life always has plans of its own.
You are beautiful, and your magic is a wonderful thing. The world knows it now. You no longer have to hide away.