T.J. Klune Quotes

There is beauty in the written word.'-Kevin

Wait until you meet the therapist. That bad?Let's just say i can't believe he's a real person.Like Santa Claus?More like if Santa Claus and Ron Jeremy had a child and then that child had a child with...

Well, now, Mrs. Havisham said, all but purring as she leaned forward, ample cleavage on display. You’ve grown up, haven’t you? Tell me, Gustavo. What are your thoughts on having an experienced lover?N...

What matters is to live in the present, live now, for every moment is now. —Sai Baba

With the fans, you smile and nod and take selfies and then hope they don’t follow you back to your house and murder you by shoving their underwear down your throat.

Yeah, the only thing I’m sure of right now is that I’m about to fucking freak.

Yeah, well, dont be smug in my direction. Especially when youre fucking with whats mine, I growl.

You all have kept me sane, but he kept me safe.

You are my son, my father said, ignoring my fierce blush. The only one God saw fit to give me. As long as you grow up to be a good man, the rest doesn’t matter. We clear?

You follow your heart because one day, it’ll lead you home.

You guys look like you liked Mumford & Sons before everyone else did and now don’t like them because everyone else does.

You spit your drink over the balcony. It landed on someone. That means you have to marry them. It’s tradition.

You took something from the King, I said.Did I? the dragon growled. And what might that be?You know.Say it.The Prince.Ah, the dragon said. I'm sorry, but your prince is in another castle.What? I was c...

Let’s watch House Hunters International and make fun of the people when they pick the worst fucking house because they always do, oh my god.

'But it's weird, right? It's like we're a gay bug zapper and all the gays keep flocking to us because they think we're bright and shiny, but all I want to do is electrocute most of them because they a...

¿Carter? ¿Quien es el?-pregunto Gordo-.Quiero conocerlo, en mi oficina asi puedo hacerlo cagar de susto. Maldición, Ox. Más vale que estés usando los malditos condones.-Si. Asegurate de que sean los m...

I’m sorry I made an oath. I did it because I thought it was the right thing to do. And I’m sorry that I can’t break it. But you have to believe me that it’s always been you. I promise. I promise. His...

Above it was a sign. It didn’t have any words on it. Instead there was a fluffy teddy bear with an eye patch, a harness, and a leather cap tilted on its head. It had a cigar sticking out of its bared...

Anyway, I said loudly. Are we good? Did the Priest give us enough hoodoo so we can get the fu—fudge out? Sorry, Father.It’s okay, the priest assured me. I’m pretty sure your soul is already doomed.

Because sure, he’d chosen me. Out of everyone. He’d given me his wolf. Which was essentially the heart of him. I said, I love you, you know? And how he smiled.     IT