Current panic aside, Gus felt happy and at peace with a large portion of exasperation mixed in and topped off with just a hint of fond annoyance. Gus wasn’t really sure what that said about him (or Ca...
Because I can tell. He looks like your type too. Is he hot? I wouldn’t fuck him, Jase confided. Well, at least we know he doesn’t have boobs, then.
Bear! he
Once something is shattered, it can never be put back together in its original shape. Undoubtedly some pieces are lost or fit into incorrect places. The whole will never be as strong as it was once be...
Let’s watch House Hunters International and make fun of the people when they pick the worst fucking house because they always do, oh my god.
You're so used to what you had before that this is scaring you. And it'd be easier to walk away. It would be easier to pretend this never happened. But the things we want in life will never be easy, a...
You took something from the King, I said.Did I? the dragon growled. And what might that be?You know.Say it.The Prince.Ah, the dragon said. I'm sorry, but your prince is in another castle.What? I was c...
You spit your drink over the balcony. It landed on someone. That means you have to marry them. It’s tradition.
You guys look like you liked Mumford & Sons before everyone else did and now don’t like them because everyone else does.
You follow your heart because one day, it’ll lead you home.
You are my son, my father said, ignoring my fierce blush. The only one God saw fit to give me. As long as you grow up to be a good man, the rest doesn’t matter. We clear?
Yeah, well, dont be smug in my direction. Especially when youre fucking with whats mine, I growl.
Yeah, the only thing I’m sure of right now is that I’m about to fucking freak.
With the fans, you smile and nod and take selfies and then hope they don’t follow you back to your house and murder you by shoving their underwear down your throat.
What matters is to live in the present, live now, for every moment is now. —Sai Baba
Well, now, Mrs. Havisham said, all but purring as she leaned forward, ample cleavage on display. You’ve grown up, haven’t you? Tell me, Gustavo. What are your thoughts on having an experienced lover?N...
Wait until you meet the therapist. That bad?Let's just say i can't believe he's a real person.Like Santa Claus?More like if Santa Claus and Ron Jeremy had a child and then that child had a child with...
WE’RE FRIENDS first, Joe whispered in my ear. You’re my best friend, Ox, and I promise that will never change. We’ll just be… more. WILL
There are things more important in this world than where I come from. And that's where I'm going.
That’s code for sex, I said to Morgan. Do not go to their bakery. Morgan covered his eyes with his hand and sighed. We