Joe crowded into my side, sitting down next to me, not leaving any room between us. The meal was an exercise in torture. He leaned in often when talking to me, breath on my neck, whispering in my ear....
I’m a dragon, and maybe if you’re lucky, I’ll be dragon my balls across your face later.
It’s not destiny, Ox. You’re not bound by this. Not yet. There’s a choice. There is always a choice. My wolf chose you. I chose you. And if you don’t choose me, then that’s your choice and I will walk...
It’s better, Benji, to have something burn brightly for a short time than to never have it at all.
It’s a nice dick, Bambi said. Oh my god, would you please not stare at my alfa’s junk? He’s pretty good with it too, Jessie said. Joe growled at both of them as he followed his mate. Bambi laughed as...
If I ever catch you performing ‘Let It Go’ from Frozen, I’ll castrate you and feed your dicks to some horses.
I wish I could find that one person made for me so that way I can show them why I was made for them.
I was all like rawr and grr but then I smelled it again and it was him and it was all kaboom!I don’t even know! I don’t even know! You gotta smell him and then tell me why it’s all candy canes and pi...
I need you to know that I meant what I said.When you said what?Everything I've ever said to you. Everything, Ox.
I just want to be wherever you are.
I didn’t want to go to my room. I wanted to go see Gary and bitch and moan and braid his mane and have him tell me that Justin was a giant cockfucker and I was so much prettier than him.
I blinked blearily at the faces staring down at me.They all looked immediately relieved.And because I couldn’t pass up the opportunity to be an asshole, I said, Where am I? Who are all of you? Why can...
I am Lulu Deerdancer and I am twenty-nine years old and I am perfectly legal to enter this here homosexual establishment and partake in beverages and repetitive techno music.Because you both have been...
He’s going to murder me, Josy moaned. And then he won’t want to be my boyfriend because I’m dead, and no one wants to date a dead guy except for necrophiliacs and teenage girls.
He sighed. Chin up, kitten. We’ll get through this just like everyone else does. You’re not the first one to be stuck in a crapshoot. Pretty soon, you’ll look back on all this and wonder what all the...
He grins to himself as he thinks of his little cabal, this great band of warriors consisting of an old woman, a passion-struck fool, and a man with a feeble mind. At least they've all got the loyalty...
Gus, dressed in the finest button-down shirt he could find in his house (plain white—Pastor Tommy had worn it when he was trying to infiltrate a Young Republicans meeting, only to have been found out,...
Gus wondered if normal people carried their grief like he did. He wondered if normal people carried it for the rest of their lives like he thought he would. It didn't hurt as much as it once had, but...
Gus thought maybe this is what normal people did, but he couldn’t quite figure out how normal could be so goddamn terrifying. When he had been abnormal, weird, and strange, he had never had to worry a...
Gary looked back at Lartin and sized him up. Then he did that thing that I swear only unicorns can do. His blue eyes got impossibly big. His eyelashes lengthened as he fluttered them at Lartin. His ma...