T.J. Klune Quotes

It took me a long while to figure it out, why I didn’t feel the way everyone else seemed to feel about sex. It doesn’t do a whole lot for me, to be honest. I thought maybe it was women, so I switched...

Yeah, the only thing I’m sure of right now is that I’m about to fucking freak.

Life isn’t defined by how long it is. It’s the moments you have while you’re alive.

Everything always changes, he said quietly. And you wake up one dayand don’t recognize the life you had before you went to sleep.

Then it was just the two of us. Me and Captain Hetero of the Straight Brigade.

Yeah, well, dont be smug in my direction. Especially when youre fucking with whats mine, I growl.

Now, you get to ask five questions. No more. Make them count.How old is he? Kori blurted.That wasn’t even a good question, I snapped at her.Excuse you, it was an excellent question.Sixty-seven, Charli...

A while, he said, You must really love him. To do what you’ve done. He’d do the same for me, I said, knowing it was true. No matter how else I felt, I believed that with everything I had. And

He snorted into his radicchio, which I admired because it was a pretty purple. The radicchio was purple, not his snort. Just in case you got confused there. I don't think it's possible for people to s...

I’m fine. Sure you are. But it’s okay not to be. You know that, right?

There’s too many other people in the world who want nothing more than to kick you when you’re down. Don’t you dare do that job for them.

Why’d the chicken cross the road? I gaped at him. Because it got scared after it saw me kicking your ass!

You can plan for life, but life always has plans of its own.

Oh, Sam. Sam, Sam, Sam. You know nothing about dragons, do you? Wow. How the hell are we your destiny? You poor, poor sexy man-child. I feel bad for you. And slightly aroused. But mostly bad. And arou...

I seem to suffer from a very serious condition called obliviousness by proximity. It causes screaming and the occasional uncontrollable need to stomp stupid wizards for being stupid.

So I said, Hey, Joe, and hoped it was a start. He was startled. He opened and closed his mouth a few times. He made a growling noise deep in his chest, a low rumble that made my skin itch. It was plea...

You should put your shirt back on, I said. He squinted at me. Why? Because of… you know. All of that. I waved my hand at his entire being. Then he grinned. And it was evil. All of this? He flexed his...

So I said Malakasham and Flora Bora Slam and Abra Wham, because everyone knew that you had to say magic words until magic happened.

I was only sixteen when I’d found out the truth, still young and naïve enough to believe in impossible things.She wasn’t sixteen. She was in her twenties. Which meant she was cynical.

La macchina comincia a fare marcia indietro e io guardo fuori dal finestrino. Dom è ancora dove l’ho lasciato. Premo la mano contro il vetro, il palmo piatto. Lui solleva la sua e anche se non può sen...