T.J. Klune Quote

He smiled at me, and it was a thing of dark malevolence. It means, he said, that we can double date. Just the four of us. Doesn’t that sound like fun? And I thought there was a distinct possibility that I would rather be waterboarded. With bleach. On my birthday. In Kentucky. Great, I said. Super great. Like, the greatest idea you’ve ever had.

T.J. Klune

He smiled at me, and it was a thing of dark malevolence. It means, he said, that we can double date. Just the four of us. Doesn’t that sound like fun? And I thought there was a distinct possibility that I would rather be waterboarded. With bleach. On my birthday. In Kentucky. Great, I said. Super great. Like, the greatest idea you’ve ever had.

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