T.J. Klune Quote

Carter said, You drenched yourself in the worst-smelling thing you could find so you could cover up the smell of your boner. Stop saying boner! He waggled his eyebrows at me. I glared at him. He said, It’s about time. And so I said, What? He squinted at me. You and Joe. What about me and Joe? Seriously. That’s what you’re going with. It was either that or have a panic attack. Yes, I said. That’s what I’m going with. It’s okay, he said. You’re allowed to have a boner for my seventeen-year-old brother. I