Tim Collins Quote

Today I asked Chloe to be my girlfriend,and she agreed. I sank my teeth into her neck and drank from her jugular in the library at lunchtime. She's agreed to join me as a vampire and she's moving in next week.April Fool!

Tim Collins

Today I asked Chloe to be my girlfriend,and she agreed. I sank my teeth into her neck and drank from her jugular in the library at lunchtime. She's agreed to join me as a vampire and she's moving in next week.April Fool!

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About Tim Collins

Tim Collins may refer to:

Tim Collins (equestrian) (born 1975), Bermudian Olympic equestrian
Tim Collins (financier) (born 1956), American businessman and financier
Tim Collins (politician) (born 1964), British MP for Westmorland and Lonsdale, 1997–2005
Tim Collins (British Army officer) (born 1960), lieutenant colonel in the British army in the 2003 Iraq war
Tim Collins (manager), former manager for the band Aerosmith
Tim Collins (baseball) (born 1989), Major League Baseball pitcher
Tim Collins (footballer) (1889–1971), Australian rules footballer
Tim Collins (Neighbours), fictional character on the Australian soap opera Neighbours
Tim Collins (golfer) (1945–2012), American professional golfer