WHAT FOR IS THIS BOX PADDED? IS IT TO BE SAT ON? CAN IT BE THAT IT IS CAT-FLAVOURED?
Vimes died. The sun dropped out of the sky, giant lizards took over the world, and the stars exploded and went out and all hope vanished and gurgled into the sinktrap of oblivion. And gas filled the f...
There is a curse.They say:May you live in interesting times.
There are many horrible sights in the multiverse. Somehow, though, to a soul attuned to the subtle rhythms of a library, there are few worse sights than a hole where a book ought to be.
The small alien walked past the car. CO2 level up 0.5 percent, it rasped, giving him a meaningful look. You do know you could find yourself charged with being a dominant species while under the influe...
The problem is, people only think for themselves if you tell them to.
The phrase 'Someone ought to do something' was not, by itself, a helpful one. People who used it added the rider 'and that someone is me'.
The mountains of madness have many little plateaux of sanity.
The Universe isn’t just a light show, they keep it running during the day too.
That was a ! he said. An evil spirit! The peasants down in the valleys hang up charms against them! But I thought they were just a superstition!No, they're a substition, said Susan. I mean they're rea...
Stop stealing the funeral meats right now, you wee scuggers! She shouted.The Feegles stopped and stared at her. Then Rob Anybody said: Socks wi'oot feets?
Sometimes the only thing you could do for people was to be there.
Sometimes I think a man could wander across the disc all his life and not see everything there is to see,' said Twoflower. 'And now it seems there are lots of other worlds as well. When I think I migh...
Some people believe that when you die, you cross the River of Death and have to pay the ferryman. People don’t seem to worry about that these days. Perhaps there’s a bridge now.
She’d read the dictionary all the way through. No one told her you weren’t supposed to.
She told me that if magic gives people what they want, then not using magic can give them what they need.
She is standing just behind you. Just behind your right shoulder.In the silence of the woods, Polly turned.I can't see her, she said.I am happy for you, said Wazzer, handing her the empty mug.But I di...
Rincewind tried shutting his eyes, but there were no eyelids to his imagination and it was staring widely
Ridcully was to management what King Herod was to the Bethlehem Playgroup Association.
Poetic simile was strictly limited to statements like 'his mighty steed was as fleet as the wind on a fairly calm day, say about Force Three,' and any loose talk about a beloved having a face that lau...