There is a soak-the-rich attitude in the air, a feeling that if you have a lot of money you must have got it by some ghastly means. I can quite happily say there was never any family money. All the mo...
Cats do not hunt seals. They would hunt them if they knew what seals and where to find them. But they do not know, so it's okay.
You haven't really been anywhere until you've got back home.
YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE
We are as gods to beasts of the field. We order the time of their birth and the time of their death. Between times, we have a duty.
WHERE'S MY COW?!IS THAT MY COW?!HRRRUUUUGGGH!!!!
The people who guard the rainbow don't like those who get in the way of the sun.
THERE'S NO JUSTICE, said Mort. JUST US.
She got on with her education. In her opinion, school kept on trying to interfere with it.
Quick, someone's coming! Look real!
People said that there was one law for the rich and one law for the poor, but it wasn't true. There was no law for those who made the law, and no law for the incorrigibly lawless.
Oh, good grief, said Vimes. Look, it's quite simple, man. I was expected to go At last, alcohol!, and chugalug the lot without thinking. Then some respectable pillars of the community - he removed the...
My granny used to say if you’re too sharp you’ll cut yourself,
Letitia! What a name. Halfway between a salad and a sneeze.
Just because you can explain it doesn't mean it's not still a miracle.
Jaime had never realised that trees made a sound when they grew, and no-one else had realised it either, because the sound is made over hundreds of years in waves of twenty-four hours from peak to pea...
It's still magic even if you know how it's done.
In the words of the philosopher Sceptum, the founder of my profession: am I going to get paid for this?
He was trying to conjure up a succubus. It should be impossible to leer when all you've got is a beak, but the parrot managed it. That's a female demon what comes in the night and makes mad passionate...
Gravity is a habit that is hard to shake off.