The universe was bad enough without people poking it.
Ignorance is the greatest slave master in the universe.
Sometimes playing stupid opens your eyes to the truth.
If you believe what you like in the Gospel, and reject what you don't like, it is not the Gospel you believe, but yourself.
A kiss a day keeps your wife's wrath away.
Sometimes when you innovate, you make mistakes. It is best to admit them quickly, and get on with improving your other innovations.
Beware ! Heart is too small to feel happy but soul is too big to take glory
The choices that women make sometimes seems provoking and at the same time amusing. I once met a lady who said she liked my amusing facial expression.
I'm bored with that line. I never use it anymore. My new line is 'In 15 minutes everybody will be famous.'
If you caress me one more time, you will melt the butter on my toast.
Until you develop the courage to pursue that dream in your heart, you will never reach your true potential.