Nice girl who knew cars. Wow. I stared at her face harder, wishing I knew how to make it work. C’mon, Jake – imprint already.
Its really hard to recall the day you became friends with special people.
People who worry that nuclear weaponry will one day fall in the hands of the Arabs, fail to realize that the Islamic bomb has been dropped already, it fell the day MUHAMMED (pbuh) was born.
To enjoy good health, to bring true happiness to one's family, to bring peace to all, one must first discipline and control one's own mind. If a man can control his mind he can find the way to Enlight...
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
It's great that people are basically spending their two weeks of vacation to come out and be with us in some weird part of the world. And I think we owe it to them to take 'em to some cool places.
At least I rescued your poor hot dog.
People look at me and see a calm, cool guy on the sidelines and I want them to know that my Christian faith affects my coaching and everything I do.
If we had to earn our age by thinking for ourselves at least once a year, only a handful of people would reach adulthood.
Arise, my love, let us try to set these ashes on fire again!
You can't always expect people to apply your wisdom when they didn't use wisdom before they found themselves knee deep in their version of justice.