Stephen Colbert Quote

This is a day of celebration!Today, we are divorcing the pastand marrying the present.Dance,and you will find Godin every room.Today, we are divorcing resentmentand marrying forgiveness.Sing,and God w...

By drinking, a boy acts like a man. After drinking, many a man acts like a boy.

So I am not a broken heart. I am not the weight I lost or miles or ran and I am not the way I slept on my doorstep under the bare sky in smell of tears and whiskey because my apartment was empty and i...

To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems

Alcohol is good at disinfecting things It can clean a surface or erase memories

Some waste away their lives by drinking, partying or by simply having fun and living for pleasure.

99% of all problems can be solved by money -- and for the other 1% there's alcohol.

Sleep is like a cat: It only comes to you if you ignore it. I drank more and continued my mantra. 'Stop thinking', swig, 'empty your head', swig, 'now, seriously empty your head'.

Sometimes, when inspiration runs dry, I drink classical music until my words spill out.

The top easily preventable health problems that I see in western societies are: 1. Eating chemically grown food. 2. Exposure to electronically generated harmonic energy from wind and solar power syste...