Stephanie Perkins Quote

We straighten , bu our snickering is barely contained as we attempt to focus our attention on a picture of a discarded Coke can. This guy's lady love is kind of a slob, don't you think? he whispers.I cover my mouth with my hands again.A reaaaaaaaal litterbug.Stop it, I hiss. My eyes are watering. Ohmygod look at this one! How did he get her toenail clippings?If you were my girl, he whispers, I'd take creepy pictures of your trash when I knew you weren't looking.If you were my girl, I whisper back, Id put the creepy pictures in a foreign museum so you wouldn't know that I take creepy pictures.