Every instinct in me wants to text someone OMG, I've lost my phone! but how can I do that without a bloody phone?
Don’t beat yourself up for not knowing all the answers. You don’t always have to know who you are. You don’t have to have the big picture, or know where you’re heading. Sometimes it’s enough just to k...
But, come on, even the waiting list for that new Prada bag was only a year. No school can be more exclusive than a limited-edition Prada bag, surely?
Be honest! Magnus, you and I, we’re not destined to be together forever. We’re not the main event. I think we’re … I screw up my face, trying to think of a way to put it. I think we’re each other’s fo...
And the point is, it’s something to aspire to, something to hope for. One day my life will match my Instagram posts. One day!
And anyway, who defines real life? Who says real life is property ladders and hideous pearl earrings? Shit-boring tedious life, more like.
Maybe that’s what emojis were invented for in the first place, and I’ve just been using them wrong. They’re not there to convey thoughts in a fun way; they’re there to lie to your mum.)
I’ve often noticed that people equate ‘having a sense of humour’ with ‘being an insensitive moron’.) This
He only looks at how hard a person works and what results they get—and not at what a completely horrible cow they are.
Didn’t dare to peer into the future.
You'd never get tired of a pony. It's a classic. It's, like, the Chanel jacket of toys.
You still want to know, don’t you? You’re still curious. I mean, I don’t blame you. Here’s the thing: does it matter exactly what happened and why those girls were excluded? It’s irrelevant. It happen...
You can't switch sides! I glare at him in fury.I was never on your side, retorts Lorcan. Your side is the nutty side.
We're playing Scrabble. It's a nightmare.Scrabble? He sounds surprised. Scrabble's great.Not when you're playing with a family of geniuses, it's not. They all put words like 'iridiums'. And I put 'pig...
We look at each other silently and I feel like we have more in common right now than I can ever remember. We met guys and we fell in love and everything seemed to work out. Until it didn’t.
This is the trouble with meeting people in real life: They don’t come with profiles attached.
This is the last time I ever get a private detective off the internet.
This is my new guiding principle: Find a man of quality. Not a man who excites me but one who values me. Not a man who takes me to the moon and then vanishes off to New York but one who takes me to…Br...
They just go on and on. The most extraordinary one is this one I found on a gossip site: Becky drank cocktails before row, bartender reports I mean, for God’s sake. What does that have to do with anyt...
There are moments in life that the white-chocolate Magnum ice cream was invented for, and this is one of them.