Except that stopping mid-sentence is the worst thing people can do. It's, like, totally passive aggressive, because you can't take issue with anything they've said. You have to take issue with what yo...
He leans forward, and this time there’s no hesitation. His mouth lands on mine, sweet and firm. He’s kissing me. Jack
He’s not a food fascist, I say, feeling an immediate need to defend Eric. He just…cares about nutrition. He’s Hitler. If he could round up every loaf of bread and put it in a camp, he would.
I feel a bit apprehensive as I see that he's looking directly at me. But I'm not doing anything wrong, am I? I mean, it's not like stalking is against the law.Oh. Well, OK, maybe stalking is against t...
I need to backtrack. I need to reboot.Do not save changes
I stare at him in indignation. This changes what? I was his guardian angel till three minutes ago. You can't just switch guardian angels because you feel like it.
I thought marriage was for ever. I really did. I thought Luke and I would grow old and grey together. Or at least, old. (I'm not intending to go grey, ever...)
I would like a cappuccino, says Linus politely. Thank you.Your name?I'll spell it for you, he says. Z-W-P-A-E-N--What? She stares at him, Sharpie in hand.Wait, I haven't finished. Double F-hyphen-T-J-...
I'm not quite sure if he's talking to me or to himself, but every word he says feels like a drop of Wise Potion. I want to hear more. I want him to tell me all the answers to life.
I'm sorry, says Linus.Don't be sorry, I say, almost aggressively. You didn't say anything.Which is true. He didn't say anything. He stopped mid-sentence.Except that stopping mid-sentence is the worst...
If I worked at White Globe Consulting, I wouldn't be able to do my job. I would spend all day texting the other people in the office, asking them what was going on today and had they heard anything ne...
If I've learned one lesson from all that's happened to me, it's that there is no such thing as the biggest mistake of your existence. There's no such thing as ruining your life. Life's a pretty resili...
In honor of my goddaughter’s christening, I will perform ‘The Real Slim Shady,’ by Eminem, he says confidently.
Io non mi sono mai sentita vecchia. Nessuno si sente vecchio. [...] Io mi sono sempre sentita così: una ragazza di vent'anni, per tutta la vita. L'aspetto esteriore è solo... un involucro.
Is that what he thinks? I mean, I know it’s the truth, but it shouldn’t be what he thinks. Husbands should think the best of their wives, as a matter of principle.
It hasn’t snowed like this for years. Real, proper snow. Dickensian snow,
It was in the forest. No one saw it or heard it. So did it actually happen?
It's OK to be private. It's OK to say no. It's OK to say, 'I'm not going to share that'.
It's a big step, moving to a new city, especially a city as extreme as New York. It's not the same as London...I know, I nod. You have to get your nails done.
Jeez Louise. I know why rich people are so thin: it's from trekking around their humongous houses the whole time.
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