Leila always reminds me of Bambi. She has long spindly legs and she wears high wedged sandals that clip-clop like hooves and she peers at the world through her long eyelashes as though she’s not sure...
Life would be a lot easier if conversations were rewindable and erasable, like videos. Or if you could instruct people to disregard what you just said, like in a courtroom.
Linus might come over. He might not. Either way is fine. Either way, his decision is about himself, not about you. You are not responsible for his feelings.
Living in London is like living in a movie set, from the Dickensian backstreets to the glinting tower blocks to the secret garden squares. You can be anyone you want to be.
Material possessions aren't important to me, I say breathlessly. All that matters to me is yoga.
Men who want to get marriedpropose. You don’t need to read the signs. They propose and that’s the sign.
Oh, my God, you smiled! Mr. American Frown actually smiled!Must have been a mistake. I'll speak to someone about it. Won't happen again.Well, good. Because you could do your face and injury, just smil...
People break up. It's just the way things are. And you can't dwell on what might have been. You have to look at what is.
Plus, you know, the buffet really is excellent. And my appetite has greatly recovered after a few cups of coffee. In fact, I’ve decided to switch from the 5:2 diet to the get the most from your buffet...
Shit. My Fitbit’s stopped working. Is it the battery? Tilda clicks with annoyance. How many steps have we done? She bangs her Fitbit. It doesn’t count unless it goes on my Fitbit. I might as well not...
So this evening has gone about as hideously as it possibly could. There’s only one solution, which is to keep drinking wine until my nerves have been numbed or I pass out. Whichever comes first. Suppe...
The atmosphere in the admin department also seemed very false. My suspicions were aroused when two employees spontaneously started singing the Panther Corporation song. I didn't even know there was a...
The worst thing a girl can do is trail after a boy when a love affair is dead,
There are moments in life that the white-chocolate Magnum ice cream was invented for, and this is one of them.
These corners are getting a bit bulky. Mum looks consideringly at the catalog. Maybe we should fold down if we're not interested in the page.
They just go on and on. The most extraordinary one is this one I found on a gossip site: Becky drank cocktails before row, bartender reports I mean, for God’s sake. What does that have to do with anyt...
This is the last time I ever get a private detective off the internet.
This is the trouble with meeting people in real life: They don’t come with profiles attached.
Trust Jess to get engaged all discreetly and not say a word. I'd have run straight in, saying, Guess what? Look at my pebble ring!
Um… yes, I say desperately. I was just wondering… could we possible put it off for a little bit? Just a few minutes. Hilary’s face freezes. What? she says at last. I have a dreadful feeling she’s goin...
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