There are moments in life that the white-chocolate Magnum ice cream was invented for, and this is one of them.
There is no absurdity so palpable but that it may be firmly planted in the human head if you only begin to inculcate it before the age of five, by constantly repeating it with an air of great solemnit...
I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
One can talk good and shower down roses, but it's the receiver that has to walk through the thorns, and all its false expectations.
The highway of grace will get you somewhere a whole lot faster then the freeway of spite.
Instead of being regarded as intelligent or knowledgeable, many a woman would rather be regarded as beautiful or good in the kitchen; many a man, as handsome or good in bed.
To create well I have to be in a good mood, happy and cool.
If you caress me one more time, you will melt the butter on my toast.
People lack morals, good moral character is important in every aspect of your life. Honesty and Integrity opens the door. Your character allows others to see you for who you truly are. Make your first...
They took one look at me,And hated my black face.They took one look at me,And decided on my fate.They took one look at me,And forced an unknown fear.They took one look at me,And caused the shed of tea...
Joy cannot be pursued. It comes from within. It is a state of being. It does not depend on circumstances, but triumphs over circumstances. It produces a gentleness of spirit and a magnetic personality...