I've confromted enough assholes in my time. They never realize they're assholes. Not once. Whatever you say.
Life is war, war is game so life is game. Either lose or win. Know it earlier
If we could get your subconscious mind to agree with your conscious mind about being happy, that's when your positive thoughts work.
When efforts that are wisely executed, the situation and condition don't affect the performance.
I need to stop running back to you in my mind all the time.
Be nice to people... maybe it'll be unappreciated, unreciprocated, or ignored, but spread the love anyway. We rise by lifting others.
The worst thing about being famous is the invasion of your privacy.
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
Just because your heart is beating, doesn't mean you're alive.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
All shadows of clouds the sun cannot hide like the moon cannot stop oceanic tide;but a hidden star can still be smiling at night's black spell on darkness, beguiling