He makes her feel halfway normal by being so much further beyond her.
Those who are crazy enough to think they can change the world usually do.
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
Love powers my heart and color powers my soul.
Bashfulness is an ornament to youth, but a reproach to old age.
He had an answer to almost everything and he retired at an early age.
The power to proclaim the greatest news in heaven or on earth was not given to the angels. It was given to redeemed men . . . Every Christian is to be a witness
Its really hard to recall the day you became friends with special people.
You know all that sympathy that you feel for an abused child who suffers without a good mom or dad to love and care for them? Well, they don't stay children forever. No one magically becomes an adult...
Whenever they are condemning weaves or breast implants, some people speak so passionately that their false teeth almost fall out.
By drinking, a boy acts like a man. After drinking, many a man acts like a boy.