You're splitting?No sh*it, Sherlock.
I have had no contact with the Chinese government. I only work with journalists.
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
How to win in life:1 work hard 2 complain less 3 listen more 4 try, learn, grow5 don't let people tell you it cant be done6 make no excuses
The best thing to hold onto in life is each other.
A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating.
Sometimes playing stupid opens your eyes to the truth.
Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.
My intellect is so limited, Lord, that I can only trust in You to preserve me as I should be.
By drinking, a boy acts like a man. After drinking, many a man acts like a boy.
Forgiveness is a transformative act because it asks you to be a more empathetic and compassionate person, thereby making you better than the person you were when you were first hurt.
