Sara Gruen Quote

One can never have enough socks, said Dumbledore. Another Christmas has come and gone and I didn't get a single pair. People will insist on giving me books.

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speak by something outside himself like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.

One can never have enough socks.

It's true that romance novels do detail the courtship phase of a relationship. We usually write 'And they lived happily ever after' before our heroine starts snoring or our hero starts tossing his soc...

Mac raised his hand. Once I could only find one of my socks, he said. Man, I looked everywhere for it! Under the bed, in the bathroom. You’ll never guess where I finally found it.In the refrigerator,...

The hobo wore old black shoes that also looked like they were too big for him, but that might have been because he wasn’t wearing any socks.

When I was young I found out that the big toe always ends up making a hole in a sock.So I stopped wearing socks.

I bet it’s your mouldy socks, said Jimmy. All the perfumes of Arabia willnot sweeten these little socks.