Ah, já me tinha esquecido do pénis. Que pena já não ter braços, talvez houvesse alguma coisa a lucrar com ele.
Life is just a schoolroom with a glorious opportunity to prepare us for eternity.
A Writer is Actor, Creator, Director & Producer Of HIS Life. Ask ME anything.
Instead of being regarded as intelligent or knowledgeable, many a woman would rather be regarded as beautiful or good in the kitchen; many a man, as handsome or good in bed.
The day when the fire that we had lit in our minds reaches our hearts, we will start turning every person that we come in contact with into ashes. We become the ghosts that we always feared.
The real dawah to Islam is the character of a Muslim.
You may delay, but time will not.
At least I rescued your poor hot dog.
Work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion.
The worst thing about being famous is the invasion of your privacy.
Police Officer Angry Aggression Theory (POAAT) is why you need to video record the police before they shoot you. Always start the video camera at the first contact, as it can go sour at any time and w...