Each time my mother took me to the mall, I went straight to Waldenbooks
She made broken look beautifuland strong look invincible.She walked with the Universeon her shoulders and made itlook like a pair of wings.
Women who love themselves are threatening; but men who love real women, more so.
Who are you?Are you in touch with all of your darkest fantasies?Have you created a life for yourself where you can experience them?I have. I am fucking crazy.But I am free.
The single greatest cause of happiness is gratitude.
These examples and many others demonstrate an alarming trend whereby the privacy and dignity of our citizens is being whittled away by sometimes imperceptible steps. Taken individually, each step may...
A bird that fears turbulence will never know how high it can fly.
A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating.
The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.
My mother told me Homer Ditto was not my father. Nope. Mom had had a fling with some other guy who was my dad. Some dude who didn't stick around too long who Mom was happy to get rid of. She chose Hom...
It is best to rise from life as from a banquet, neither thirsty nor drunken.