Roseanne Barr Quote

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own.

I consider my mom and all my sisters my friends.

Mother is far too clever to understand anything she does not like.

Everyone checks out my mom. My mom's hot.

My mother told me Homer Ditto was not my father. Nope. Mom had had a fling with some other guy who was my dad. Some dude who didn't stick around too long who Mom was happy to get rid of. She chose Hom...

How simple a thing it seems to me that to know ourselves as we are, we must know our mothers names.

My parents were working class folks. My dad was a bartender for most of his life, my mom was a maid and a cashier and a stock clerk at WalMart. We were not people of financial means in terms of signif...

Amanda, you finally decided to answer the phone, her mom exclaimed after picking up at the first ring. Where’ve you been, what’ve you been up to?Mom, do you remember when I was a kid, I had a friend,...

My mom told me to do whatever I wanted to do and don't get too anxious about it.

When I was younger, I use to laugh at my mom when she was silly. Now that I'm older, I find myself just as silly as her. Thanks mom, for teaching us that even as adults, it's OK to be fun and enjoy li...