My experience has been that altruism is invariably a means to conceal one’s personal failures.
We're going to be able to ask our computers to monitor things for us, and when certain conditions happen, are triggered, the computers will take certain actions and inform us after the fact.
The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page.
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.
It is man and not the Bible that needs correcting. Greater and more careful scholarship has shown that apparent contradictions were caused by incorrect translations, rather than divine inconsistencies...
Not being happy really is my fear.
I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous.
Youth is easily deceived because it is quick to hope.
My intellect is so limited, Lord, that I can only trust in You to preserve me as I should be.
Being bored is the price we pay for not being insane.