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Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.

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About Robert Orben

Robert Orben (March 4, 1927 – February 2, 2023) was an American professional comedy writer and magician. He wrote multiple books on comedy, mostly collections of gags and "one-liners" originally written for his newsletter, Orben's Current Comedy, and also wrote books for magicians. Later, Orben moved into politics, and in 1973 he became head speechwriter to Vice President Gerald R. Ford.
Orben died at a nursing home in Alexandria, Virginia, on February 2, 2023, at the age of 95.