Winter is nature's way of saying, 'Up yours.'
Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life.
The purpose of life is a life of purpose.
Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell.
Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.
One reason people get divorced is that they run out of gift ideas.
A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising for the rest of his life.
Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography.