Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life.
Winter is nature's way of saying, 'Up yours.'
Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell.
The purpose of life is a life of purpose.
Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.
A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising for the rest of his life.
Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography.
One reason people get divorced is that they run out of gift ideas.