Marriage is a young man’s disaster and an old man’s comfort.
More often than not, expecting to lose weight without first losing the diet that made the weight loss necessary is like expecting a pig to be spotless after hosing it down while it was still rolling i...
If you want to brighten up a person's day.Give them a rainbow.
How simple a thing it seems to me that to know ourselves as we are, we must know our mothers names.
Let's go invent tomorrow instead of worrying about what happened yesterday.
The most attractive thing about you should have less to do with your face or body and more to do with your attitude and how you treat people.
6 Ways To Give Your Mind A Break:1. Stop stressing2. Stop worrying3. Give rest to the problems weighing you down4. Lighten up5. Forgive yourself6. Forgive others
Do we not each dream of dreams? Do we not dance on the notes of lost
I'm bored with that line. I never use it anymore. My new line is 'In 15 minutes everybody will be famous.'
People who are not blessed with the ability to make others laugh compensate for that by saying (or trying to say) things that are profound.
In time, all great masterpieces turn into shameless creatures who laugh at their creators.