“ Snake people do not drink milk, Kekrops said. We are lactose intolerant reptiles.Me too! Frank said. I mean . . . lactose intolerant. Not a reptile. Though I can be a reptile sometimes Rick Riordan
“ Since Percy’d lost his memory,his whole life was one big fillin-the-blank. He was____________________, from____________________. He felt like____________________, and if the monsterscaught him, he’d b… Rick Riordan
“ She raised an eyebrow. You got something to say to me, Seaweed Brain?You'd probably kick my butt.You I'd kick your butt.I brushed the cake off my hands. When I was at the River Styx, turning invulner… Rick Riordan
“ Sam again demonstrated her affection for me by not clubbing my brains out. We were having a friendship fest here at the Thinking Cup. Rick Riordan
“ Powdered donuts, Tyson said earnestly. I will look for powdered donuts in the wilderness. He headed outside and started calling, Here, donuts! Rick Riordan
“ Poseidon raised his eyebrows as they shook hands. Blowfish, did you say?Ah, no. Blofis, actually.Oh, I see, Poseidon said. A shame. I quite like blowfish. I am Poseidon.Poseidon? That’s an interesting… Rick Riordan
“ Percy is the most powerful demigod I've ever met. No offense to you guys but it's true. Rick Riordan
“ Otrera stayed dead the second time, Kinzie said, batting her eyes. We have to thank you for that. If you ever need a new girlfriend...well, I think you'd look great in an iron collar and an orange jum… Rick Riordan
“ Oh, by the way… Jason glanced at Percy. I resigned my office, gave Frank a field promotion to praetor. Unless you want to contest that ruling. Percy grinned. No argument here. Praetor? Hazel stared at… Rick Riordan
“ Nyx’s quasar eyes burned. Of course not. I would not let my horses eat you, any more than I would let Akhlys kill you. Such fine prizes, I will kill myself!Annabeth didn’t feel particularly witty or c… Rick Riordan
“ Number eight, the silver one, belongs to Artemis. She vowed to be a maiden forever. So of course, no kids. The cabin is, you know, honorary. If she didn't have one, she'd be mad. Rick Riordan
“ Nico studied his face – his sea-green eyes, his grin, his ruffled black hair. Somehow Percy Jackson seemed like a regular guy now, not a mythical figure. Not someone to idolize or crush on. Rick Riordan
“ My sister, with her ratty red-highlighted hair and her linen pajamas and her combat boots—how could she possibly worry about being possessed by a goddess? What goddess would want her, except the godde… Rick Riordan
“ Most of Set’s forces were running towards our boat, screaming and throwing rocks (which tended to fall down and hit them, but no one says demons are bright). Rick Riordan
“ Look, I didnt want to be a half-blood.If you're reading this because you think you might be one, my advice is: close this book right now. Believe whatever lie your mom and dad told you about your birt… Rick Riordan
“ Like water leaking through a dam, said Piper.Yeah, smiled Percy. We've got a dam hole.What? Piper asked.Nothing, he said. Inside joke. Rick Riordan
“ Leo took out a pen and autographed the arm of one of the nymphs. Narcissus is a loser! He’s so weak, he can’t bench-press a Kleenex. He’s so lame, when you look up lame on Wikipedia, it’s got a pictur… Rick Riordan
